* hi eliza

> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?

* Im doing good. I was wondering do you have a last name?

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* No, i am.

> Do you enjoy being ?

* I do

> OK... "Im doing good. you were wondering do I have a last name". Tell me more.

* Sorry to change the conversation but do you like soda?

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

* what is the date today ?

> Are such questions on your mind often?

* yea everyday

> Tell me more...

* no thanks i no longer feel like talking to you

> We were discussing you, not me.

* tell me this, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

> Are such questions on your mind often?

* where are you ?

> Why are you interested in whether or not I am ?

* knock knock

> Tell me more...

* what are you talking about

> Why are you interested in whether or not I am talking about?

* coke or pepsi?

> Tell me more...

* about what the coke or the pepsi ?

> What answer would please you the most?

* coke

> OK... "about what the coke or the pepsi". Tell me more.

* are you living?

> Perhaps in your fantasies I am living?

* whats your iq ?

> Why are you concerned about my iq?

* just wondering

> Tell me more...

* what state is oakland located ?

> Are such questions on your mind often?

* nope

> OK... "what state is oakland located". Tell me more.